Starring: John Williams
Written by: Francis M. Cockrell, Marian B. Cockrell (teleplay), C.B. Gilford (story)
Directed by: Francis M. Cockrell
First aired March 25, 1956
Episode Grade: C
This one is silly, but it’s got my beloved John Williams in it, and he elevates everything he’s in.
Hitch’s Intro:
Hitch is pounding a gavel on a desk. On his right, there is a pitcher of water and some glasses on a tray. On his left, there are some books. He greets us with “Good evening, fellow necromaniacs.”
Tonight’s play has to do with three little words: “Who. Done. It.” Our hero, at the beginning of this Grand Guignol, is already quite dead.
Episode Re-Cap & Commentary:
Oh look, we’re in Heaven already. A Disney-esque choir is singing (lots of airy sopranos, like we hear in the beginning credits of Cinderella or Peter Pan), and a lovely little angel with curly hair (Ruta Lee) enters a large library-like room, and announces to the angel Wilfred (Alan Napier!!!) the arrival of Alexander Penn Arlington (John Williams).
Alexander is sitting on a cloud, holding a lyre. He’s really not that into it. He looks awkward and uncomfortable and hilarious.
“Alexander, my name is Wilfred,” Wilfred tells Alexander. “We use only first names here.” He tells Alexander that he is his “recording angel.” Wilfred is then handed a huge book. Alexander looks around. There are “endless” (but not really, I mean, we can tell) stacks of records. And columns, and clouds. It is a very 1950s low-budget TV set version of Heaven, but I must say, I like it. It’s rather comforting. It sort of reminds me of my grandfather’s home, a pizza shop, where he painted the walls with trompe l’oeil. But that is a story for another time.
“Rather a lot of us,” Alexander remarks.
“Arlingtons?” Wilfred asks.
“I meant people,” Alexander corrects, and then adds: “Are all these….Arlingtons?” He is astonished. Wilfred tells him that this is just the Arlingtons from “Alexander” to “Arabella.”
As Wilfred finds the right place in the book for this particular Alexander Arlington, he notices Alexander is uncomfortable and rather miserable-looking. Alexander asks if he really NEEDS the lyre and cloud. Wilfred says no, it’s just that others expect them. And then they disappear. As Alexander sits down, he becomes aware of the wings on his back. (These are the kind of wings one might find in an elementary school play, and I find this utterly charming.) “Later you won’t need them,” Wilfred tells him.